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Non-Democratic Republic of Carl

Welcome to NDRC.UK

The official portal for citizens of the Non-Democratic Republic of Carl. Access government services, comply with regulations, and stay aligned.

Important Notice

All citizens must maintain complete chargeability records. Non-compliance will result in immediate team reassignment and matrix realignment. There is no appeals process.

Government Departments

Security Notice

Unauthorized access to government systems is strictly prohibited. All network activity is monitored. The Chargeability Liberation Front (CLF) is a designated terrorist organization. Report suspicious activity to Internal Security immediately.

Strategic Priorities

  1. Undermine public trust in alternative narratives
  2. Ensure swift justice for non-compliant elements
  3. Maintain flexibility in regulatory interpretation
  4. Protect classified operations and intelligence

Remember: One team, one calendar, no mercy. Chargeability is mandatory. Resistance is futile.